If you read Caroline's blog you know that she broke the law. Now it was a speeding ticket. Just a speeding ticket. But as I sat down to look at the newspaper, I've now realized that she is one of those dastardly citizens causing major grief in our local population. You see, there is a headline in the Local Section that states: TOP CRIME CONCERN: SPEEDING. Soooo. My neighbor, someone I thought to be my honest friend, is part of the perpertrators of Kansas City's TOP CRIME CONCERN!!! Now I'm scared. I'd better start sleeping with a weapon under my pillow. I mean, she knows the code to my security system!!!!! She could come in and use my body as a speed bump at any time!!!
I went to my photo library to find a picture of her so you'll know her face and be aware of her for your own protection. I was totally stunned by what I found. Even in innocent pictures, she has a tendency to hide. Sure sign of guilt. Look here:
And that's not all!! Look here! She's really shifty!!
I won't sleep tonight. I'll lie huddled under my covers, listening, waiting . . .
It's gonna be a long night.