I checked my email this morning. I always start with scanning the Spam Folder and clearing it. As I did so, I saw these two emails
Beauty Samples: New satin finish lustrous lotion for face
Body Transformation Triple strength fat-eraser
All well and good, but as I scanned, I blurred them together and read it as "Body Samples." Then I said "EUUUUUUWWWW!!!"
Why you should never scan any important documents.
Oh, that's true of how to make decision about how to vote, also, DON'T SCAN!!!
OK, I'm off to Roswell, check in later! Bon jour, mes amis!!