These are random musings of my life journey, the people, animals, places, and events which have woven, and continue to weave, a tapestry that is me. We all know there is no real destination, only the ongoing experiences which blend together, creating the trail. Each step gives a glimpse of what is to come, without allowing me to see the end result. It is exciting. I have a home base that is mine, that gives me a place to rest. This is it. This is where my heart is, no matter where I journey...................

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Scanning

I checked my email this morning. I always start with scanning the Spam Folder and clearing it. As I did so, I saw these two emails

From: Subject:
Beauty Samples: New satin finish lustrous lotion for face
Body Transformation Triple strength fat-eraser


All well and good, but as I scanned, I blurred them together and read it as "Body Samples." Then I said "EUUUUUUWWWW!!!"

Why you should never scan any important documents.

Jus' sayin'.

Oh, that's true of how to make decision about how to vote, also, DON'T SCAN!!!

OK, I'm off to Roswell, check in later! Bon jour, mes amis!!
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2008 1:41 PM

    LOL your funny. I will keep that in mind

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  2. ConstanceSeptember 16, 2008 5:02 PM

    Have a good time, Lynilu !

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  3. LyniluSeptember 16, 2008 6:35 PM

    Redfrog, good thing for you!

    Annie, I did!!!

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  4. MJSeptember 16, 2008 7:26 PM

    Love to read the tag line of some of the junk in my email--if only it were true

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  5. LyniluSeptember 16, 2008 7:39 PM

    MJ, isn't that the truth??? LOL! I sometimes think about stringing some of them together into a weird, sick story!

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  6. Monogram QueenSeptember 17, 2008 5:32 AM

    Ha haaaa good advice! Where can I find something that will scan the fat from my body. Good lord SOMEBODY would make MILLIONS don'tcha know!

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  7. LyniluSeptember 17, 2008 8:15 AM

    Queenie, I'd like to find that kind of scanner, myself! Although, I will make this offer to you .... come out and stay with me a couple weeks; we'll make an attack on the thistles, and I promise you'll lose some weight! I didn't lose much, about 6-8 lbs, but I firmed up and trimmed down like you wouldn't believe!

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If you have something to say about it, just stick out your thumb, and I'll slow down so you can hop aboard! But hang on, 'cause I'm movin' on down the road!!! No time to waste!!!

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