OK, so I was playing around with the app again, and I gave it some long deep thought.
And I thought perhaps I should try a new hairstyle. I'm undecided What do you think?
OK, that one was probably not my best look. What do you think of this one?
Yeah, I agree.
So I went back to thinking.
And suddenly my face began to swell! Am I allergic to shellfish? Oh, wait, I didn't have any tonight!
But I did feel a little funny. It seems as if I lost out on some time somehow, somewhere. I was a bit dizzy, and when I looked into the mirror, I realized ..... I WAS ABDUCTED BY SOME OF THOSE ALIENS FROM ROSWELL!!!!!!!
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME????
I really went into a tail spin!! Oh wait, no, that's a headspin, isn't it?
I have a headache. I think I need to go to bed.