These are random musings of my life journey, the people, animals, places, and events which have woven, and continue to weave, a tapestry that is me. We all know there is no real destination, only the ongoing experiences which blend together, creating the trail. Each step gives a glimpse of what is to come, without allowing me to see the end result. It is exciting. I have a home base that is mine, that gives me a place to rest. This is it. This is where my heart is, no matter where I journey...................

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Picker-Upper

This was supposed to post a couple days ago, but I forgot to do it. Oh, well, maybe it'll still pick ya up!!!

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Hey, hey!!!! I see that grin from this morning fading!!! Stop it! Here's a grin booster. Man, you guys are high maintenance!


ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.


There! My work is done!!

11 comments:

  1. alright. i smiled.
    thank you!

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  2. I loved this, I'm going to pass it around the office. Thanks!

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  3. Kathi, you're most welcome!

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  4. Those are good for a smile first thing in the morning.

    Happy Thursday to you, Lynilu :)

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  5. I LOVE IT!!! Too funny! See there, you just spoil EVERYONE! :-) Thanks!

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  6. Loving Annie, yes, indeed! How are you??

    Dawn, I'm a people pleaser, what can I say?? You're welcome!

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  7. I loved the one for "secret" -- uh huh!!!

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  8. Sherry, that's a great definition, isn't it??? :D

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  9. I love those definitions. Love them!

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  10. Patti, I especially love the last one, about wrinkles!!! Oh, yeah!

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If you have something to say about it, just stick out your thumb, and I'll slow down so you can hop aboard! But hang on, 'cause I'm movin' on down the road!!! No time to waste!!!