Well, I'm excited. I got an email from somebody named 'melodyxmin1" and it says " will you have sex with me I need you im serious". Oh, wait .... in that name is Melody. Hmmm. Probably not my type. Perhaps I should hook her up with the Pedipaws people. They seem very eager to meet someone, since I get about 30 emails from them every day, and I'm not exaggerating about that.
Or maybe I should just ignore it all.
I get lets date or hottie in your area looking for sex. I tell them it will violate my marriage vows unless they know a good lawyer that can get me out of that one LOL. Great neighbor I would be so mad hey wait a minute my neighbors just bought a new t.v. and I have the keys hmmmmmmmm lol.
ReplyDeleteyou guys open those things?
ReplyDeletei rarely get random emails, but when i do i never open them.
watch out for viruses (ba dum bum!)
seriously.
Cameo, heck, NO!! That was just the "From" and "Subject" line!!
ReplyDeleteRedfrog, you shouldn't reply to those things! Cameo is right, they are dangerous!!
Oh my Lyn how do we ever get on those e-mail lists? The ones I get regularly are for penis enhancements, but have never opened them to see how that happens lol. Last week I had to call ONSTAR to cancel our subscription. Unknown to me, I reversed the last 2 numbers and did I get a shock. This deep sexy voice said...hey there big guy, (assuming it was a male callng) have I got a surprise for you..sit back and relax because I have women who are HOT HOT HOT so loosen your tie, undo your shirt and get ready for the thrill of a lifetime. I finally came to my senses and hung up the phone before she asked for my credit card number, never to know what pleasures were in store. Have to be careful with wrong numbers for sure. Girl at ONSTAR had a laugh when I told her.
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Ruth, I know that my email was picked up because of making it available through the blog. I thought it might happen, so I used a different email address for the blog than I do for my "regular" email. That other email rarely gets any spam. This one give me many, many chuckles!
ReplyDeleteLOL at your phone call! Gee, I think you should have just jumped in on that!! It is amazing how much yucky stuff is out there and how easy it is to get into.
melodyxmin1 wrote me today as well. There is just something about the name Melody that sounds well... Melodious. The Pedipaws peeps hound me daily as well. We must run in the same circles.
ReplyDeleteI am afraid I am going to have to pass on Melody, I somehow dont see my girlfriend as someone that shares well with others. Do me a favor and tell her hi, and give a slap on the butt for me a time or two. :) Love live your journey my friend!
That was intended to say Long live you journey my friend.
ReplyDeleteOh, geez, James, I'll bet I get 10-15 PediPaws emails every day!
ReplyDeletePedi-paws loves me too. Melody is aluding me.....bummer, well, maybe not.
ReplyDeleteMJ, spam is a spawn of the devil, I swear!!
ReplyDeleteWe were discussing the pedipaws thing at the lake last month. The infomercial is pretty cool and seeings as keeping the dogs nails trimmed so that they do not tear up the vinyl... the subject came up.. the funny thing is that no one could remember what that danged thing was called.. all we could come up with was petifile.. but ofcouse that THAT is just wrong!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI got a freaky email along those lines too but not from Melody... I hate SPAM. Grrrr....
ReplyDeleteJames, that's just bad!!! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteMQ, isn't it amazing what is hawked on the internet???
Wow! You're popular!! lol
ReplyDeleteI've been getting a ton of emails that combined would make me a bajillionaire.
Jen, oh, YES!! I'm one of "The Popular Girls"!!!
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